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DONUTS
REAL AUCTION
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GETTING MY DATA * a special gift just for you
Hi. I’m Pearl.
Thank you all for being here — I hope you enjoyed the donuts.
I just wanted to say a little something before we start. First off:
This auction is real.
The data is real.
The money is real.
This is my actual digital life, and I am actually selling it.
My data is my art. I am art. Life is art. So if I am art and art is life then you are buying my life. Which is art.
Buy it. Please. Please buy it. I need you to buy it. I am so tired and I need money. I don’t want to work a minimum wage job and hate my life. I want to be an artist. Artists commit daring acts. This is mine. Vive le revolucion.
Also, one day, I might be really famous so that means all of this will be worth a ton of money. Like I could be Picasso. Imagine if you had Picasso’s entire browsing history. That would be like worth 1 million dollars.
Also — I hope you had a chance to check out the merch booth before the auction starts.
Depending on how this goes, the prices might double, triple, quadruple — who knows. That’s up to you.