CASH ONLY
DONUTS
REAL AUCTION
REAL BIDS
GETTING MY DATA * a special gift just for you
hi. i’m pearl.
thank you all for being here — i hope you enjoyed the donuts.
i just wanted to say a little something before we start. first off:
this auction is real.
the data is real.
the money is real.
this is my actual digital life, and i am actually selling it.
my data is my art. i am art. life is art. so if i am art and art is life then you are buying my life. which is art.
buy it. please. please buy it. i need you to buy it. i am so tired and i need money. i don’t want to work a minimum wage job and hate my life. i want to be an artist. artists commit daring acts. this is mine. vive le revolucion.
also, one day, i might be really famous so that means all of this will be worth a ton of money. like i could be picasso. imagine if you had picasso’s entire browsing history. that would be like worth 1 million dollars.
also — i hope you had a chance to check out the merch booth before the auction starts.
depending on how this goes, the prices might double, triple, quadruple — who knows. that’s up to you.